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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Making waves on Slack:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Trending via Snapchat:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Just shared via Discord:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Making waves on Threads:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Just landed via Facebook:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Breaking via Twitch:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Funny mixing quotes are the secret sauce to brightening up any studio session 🎛️🎉 Whether you’re battling faders or chasing that perfect vibe, a little humor goes a long way 🎧😂 Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even rethink your approach to those endless tweaks and levels. Mixing just got a whole lot more entertaining! 🎶✨

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2 weeks ago
Share →: I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Commentary:
Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! 🧃🐉
3 weeks ago
Share →: Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Commentary:
Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛
3 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Commentary:
When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
4 months ago
Share →: My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Commentary:
Looks like the school missed out on teaching the most important life skill! 🍹💊 Hopefully, he'll stick to juice boxes until he figures it out. 😉
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's not the only one making a list and checking it twice this Christmas! 🌕🎄🍷 Time to watch out for those festive shenanigans under the magical glow of the full moon! 🌝🎅 Cheers to a merry and memorable holiday season! 🎉🥂
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Commentary:
"Movie sound engineers must think we all have super hearing abilities 🦻🎬 Keep the popcorn crunching louder than the dialogue, am I right? 🍿💥 #NeighborNeedsEarplugs"

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Just landed via Discord:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Just landed via Reddit:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Spotted on Slack:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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