Funny mixing quotes

• I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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  2 months ago

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• Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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  2 months ago

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• My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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  2 months ago

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• There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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• I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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  2 months ago

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