Funny mixing quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

  Commentary:
  Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

  Commentary:
  When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the school missed out on teaching the most important life skill! 🍹💊 Hopefully, he'll stick to juice boxes until he figures it out. 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's not the only one making a list and checking it twice this Christmas! 🌕🎄🍷 Time to watch out for those festive shenanigans under the magical glow of the full moon! 🌝🎅 Cheers to a merry and memorable holiday season! 🎉🥂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

  Commentary:
  "Movie sound engineers must think we all have super hearing abilities 🦻🎬 Keep the popcorn crunching louder than the dialogue, am I right? 🍿💥 #NeighborNeedsEarplugs"

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