Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2498 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,660

Funny Quotes Topics

15,333

Funny Quotes Images

12,660

Updated

15 seconds ago

Users Online

3,439

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Spotted on X:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Going viral on Threads:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Live now on WhatsApp:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Going viral on Messenger:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Freshly posted on Threads:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Home » Funny Morning Quotes » Page 27

263 Funny morning quotes

More funny morning quotes 👇

For even more funny morning quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny morning quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2498 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,660

Funny Quotes Topics

15,333

Funny Quotes Images

12,660

Updated

15 seconds ago

Users Online

3,457

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

My middle finger salutes you.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Trending via X:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Trending via Instagram:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Going viral on Pinterest:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Spotted on Reddit:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Making waves on Telegram:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴