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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Live now on Messenger:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Seen just now on Discord:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Going viral on Instagram:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Spotted on Threads:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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Funny mornings quotes

Funny mornings quotes are the perfect way to kickstart your day with a smile 😄☀️ Whether you’re a coffee lover ☕️ or a snooze-button champion 💤, these witty sayings turn groggy awakenings into laugh-out-loud moments. Embrace the chaos of early hours with humor and a sprinkle of sass—because mornings don’t have to be serious! Ready to giggle through your wake-up routine? Let’s dive in and brighten those sleepy eyes! 🌞😂

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Share →: Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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When the highlight of your day is finding the perfect nap position ☕😴 #50sLife
7 days ago
Share →: I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Commentary:
Just waiting for the sun to bring me coffee and whisper sweet nothings before reality hits ☕🌅💞
1 month ago
Share →: Even wild things have slow mornings.

Commentary:
"Proof that even party animals need caffeine Mondays! ☕️🦁😴"
1 month ago
Share →: If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Commentary:
"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"
6 months ago
Share →: I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Commentary:
☕️ "I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations – it's like a daily ritual of preparing for disappointment with a side of caffeine kick! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Commentary:
"Who needs mornings when you can start the day at lunchtime? 🌞⏰ Why rush into the chaos when you can ease into it fashionably late? 😏 #MorningsAreOverrated"
6 months ago
Share →: I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Commentary:
"Apparently, mornings and conversation are like oil and water for this person! 🌅🗣️ Maybe they just need a little more ☕ before diving into chatter. Or perhaps a friendly 🤫 sign on their forehead could do the trick! 😆 #NotAMorningPerson"

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Coffee is just goth water.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Making waves on Twitch:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Just shared via Reddit:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Spotted on Instagram:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Just landed via YouTube:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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