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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.
Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.
At the job interview with one AirPod in.
Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.
My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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5 months ago
Share →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Commentary:
"Ah, the whimsical life motto of a new parent: Sleep when the baby sleeps (aka never), eat when the baby eats (hello, cold leftovers), work when the baby works (endless diaper duty). 🍼💤👶 Who needs a personal schedule anyway?"
5 months ago
Share →: Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive ability to focus and actually complete a task without getting distracted, a rare trait indeed! 🐿️💨 Let's appreciate those task-finishing unicorns in a world full of multitasking squirrels 🦄🤹‍♂️ Keep your eyes on the prize, not on the acorns flying everywhere! 🌰🤪"
5 months ago
Share →: What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Commentary:
Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes
5 months ago
Share →: I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Commentary:
"Just out here multitasking like a pro – warming up both my seat and my burrito because priorities, am I right? 🚗🔥🌯 #LifeHacks"
5 months ago
Share →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Commentary:
"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Commentary:
"Subtitles are the unsung heroes of potato chip consumption 🥔📺 Who needs to hear the dialogue clearly when you have the crunchy symphony of chips drowning it out? Important snack priorities, am I right? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Commentary:
"Who needs a leaf blower when you have a turbo-charged hair dryer? 💨🍃 Now that's what I call multi-tasking – blowing leaves and blowing minds at the same time! 💁‍♀️💨"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? 🤦‍♂️ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! 🛒🔑"
5 months ago
Share →: Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Commentary:
"Priorities, my friends! Some may say laundry is important, but let's not forget about the unsung hero in this equation 🍷🧺 Who knew that wine had self-care needs too? Cheers to a perfectly balanced life! 🥂"