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33 Funny new year quotes

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I don't have a new year resolution, you don't need that when you're perfect.

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Happy new fear!

Happy new fear!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025