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Sounds like you've got a bedtime boogeyman 😱😂 #SleepyScaries 😴👻
273 Funny night quotes
“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”
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When you need a pillow manual just to get a good night's sleep 😂🛏️🔄
Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.
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"Plot twist: I’m the main character of my own rom-com, and the script is just our texts! 📚😂💕"
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
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Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌
I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.
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When the sun clocks out early, but you’re still stuck at work: Goodbye daylight, hello nightlight! 🌆🌙😴
My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”
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When your brain turns into a chatty insomniac and refuses to respect office hours 😂🧠🌙
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.
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Sounds like they're stuck in a never-ending episode of "Tech Soap Opera: The Paper Jam Chronicles" 😂🖨️💔💻
“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.
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When your phone has better FOMO than you do! 📱😂🎥
Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.
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Sounds like you need a parting lesson with that Red Sea of trouble 😂🙏🏼💡
Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.
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Every night is just another chance for my anxiety to throw a party and forget to invite sleep! 🎉😅💼