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When your phone number has commitment issues 🙈📱🤷♂️
51 Funny number quotes
I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
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When the cats get better realtor deals than you 🏠🐈😸
I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.
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If I remember your number, that's true love in the age of contacts and speed dial! 📞❤️😂
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
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Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
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Sure, let me just grab my invisible hitchhiker vest before answering 🤔📞🚗
People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.
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Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! 🤔🔢😄
“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.
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Well, I guess my English teacher just quit their job 😅📚🚪➡️🏃♂️
Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”
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Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation
Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.
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Congratulations on your new personal best in decision-making Olympics! 🏆🤪🎉
The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.
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“Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"