Commentary:
"Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"
51 Funny number quotes
I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.
Commentary:
"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"
Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.
Commentary:
"Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"
The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
Commentary:
"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"
Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.
Commentary:
Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄
Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.
Commentary:
"Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don't they? They've got that special 'sum' thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep 'em coming because they're never divided in terms of entertainment value!"
If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.
Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the great equalizer of age – the dreaded airline seating queue priority! Suddenly, those numbers take on a whole new significance as we all anxiously eye each other, wondering who will be the lucky ones to board first. It's like a high-stakes game of musical chairs, except the music is the sound of boarding passes being scanned and the chairs are… well, airplane seats. Age may just be a number, but in that moment, it's the number that determines
Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.
Commentary:
🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill"