Commentary:
Congratulations on your new personal best in decision-making Olympics! 🏆🤪🎉
53 Funny number quotes
The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.
Commentary:
“Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"
If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.
Commentary:
"Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"
I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.
Commentary:
"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"
Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.
Commentary:
"Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"
The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
Commentary:
"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"
Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.
Commentary:
Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄
Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.
Commentary:
"Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don't they? They've got that special 'sum' thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep 'em coming because they're never divided in terms of entertainment value!"
