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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Reported on Messenger:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Spotted on WeChat:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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