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Funny painting quotes

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

2 weeks ago

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

2 months ago

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

3 months ago

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

3 months ago

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

3 months ago

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

3 months ago