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13 Funny payment quotes

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I only accept apologies in cash.

I only accept apologies in cash.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025