Commentary:
"Sure, just like how I paid for this coffee shop, so I'm taking every latte and croissant in sight! ☕️🥐 Who needs rules when you've got a wallet, right?"
13 Funny payment quotes
You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.
Commentary:
"Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! 🏃♂️💨 Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! 🎁😂 #RaceToTheDoorstep"
I only accept apologies in cash.
Commentary:
"If you're going to say sorry, make sure it's accompanied by some dough – because 'I'm sorry' just doesn't quite cut it when you're talking to my bank account!"