13 Funny payment quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

  Commentary:
  "Secure your spot in the dental chair pronto, unless you want your dentist dreaming more about yachts than your plaque! 🦷⛵️ Don't let procrastination be the root canal of all evil! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just like how I paid for this coffee shop, so I'm taking every latte and croissant in sight! ☕️🥐 Who needs rules when you've got a wallet, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! 🏃‍♂️💨 Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! 🎁😂 #RaceToTheDoorstep"

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