Funny peanut quotes

• There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  absurdity, butter, crime, drink, feeding, food, funny scenario, giving, humor, joke, nothing, peanut, peanut butter, prank, sandwich, scenario, should, someone, story, thirst, true

• Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  butter, comedy, distance, humor, introvert, jam, loneliness, peanut, peanut butter, personal, personal space, solitude, space

• I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  butter, care, counting, data, eaten, English, English muffin, food, humor, i, life, muffin, peanut, peanut butter, personal, personal data, screen, stats, things, wish

• A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  butter, comfort, comfort food, fix, food, humor, jar, me, peanut, peanut butter, snack, spoonful

• Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  allergy, baseball, baseball game, event, experience, food, food allergy, funny observation, game, having, head, humor, imagine, observation, past, peanut, peanut allergy, people, rattlesnake, situation, sports, sports event, unexpected, unexpected situation, wild, wild experience

• I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  bag, butter, chocolate, craving, family, food, humor, i, indulgence, M&Ms, peanut, peanut butter, snack, sweets, want

• Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

  ---

  0

  3 months ago

  bond, break, butter, food, food love, friendship, humor, love, me, nothing, peanut, peanut butter

All funny peanut quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌