1116 funny people quotes - Page 5 - Wordgag

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

May 28, 2026

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

May 28, 2026

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

May 28, 2026

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

May 28, 2026

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

May 28, 2026

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

May 28, 2026

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

May 28, 2026

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

May 28, 2026

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

May 28, 2026

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

May 28, 2026

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

May 28, 2026

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

May 28, 2026

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

May 28, 2026

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

May 28, 2026

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

May 28, 2026

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

May 28, 2026

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

May 28, 2026

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

May 28, 2026

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

May 28, 2026

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

May 28, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

May 28, 2026

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

May 28, 2026

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

May 28, 2026

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

May 28, 2026

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

May 28, 2026

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

May 28, 2026

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

May 28, 2026

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

May 28, 2026

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

May 28, 2026

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

May 28, 2026

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

May 28, 2026

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

May 28, 2026

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

May 28, 2026

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

May 28, 2026

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

May 28, 2026

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

May 28, 2026

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

May 28, 2026

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

May 28, 2026

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

May 28, 2026