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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Spotted on Messenger:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Freshly posted on X:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Making waves on Reddit:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Reported on WeChat:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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5 months ago
Share →: People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Commentary:
"Of course! Watching movies counts as professional development, right? 🎥💼 After all, who wouldn't want to further their 'cinematic expertise' in the name of work-life balance? 🤓 #MovieBuffBenefits"
6 months ago
Share →: Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of the great cancelation! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a night in your comfiest PJs instead? 😂 Canceling plans has never felt so liberating, am I right? 🙌 #AlwaysDownForSomeCancelationExcitement"
6 months ago
Share →: Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for solitude and mental preparation in the wee hours of the morning – the ultimate life hack for introverts and morning birds alike! 🌅☕️ Just don't hit the snooze button too many times, or you might run out of hours to prep and end up diving headfirst into the chaos! ⏰😅 #MorningMentor #AloneTimeAlchemist"

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Never trust a wet fart.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Just shared via Twitch:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Just shared via YouTube:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Breaking via YouTube:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Going viral on Threads:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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