242 Funny perspective quotes

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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  actually, again, conversation, encounter, humor, i, insight, love, never, perspective, random, random encounter, say, shit, stranger, strangers, talking

• Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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  change, dating, girlfriend, money, perspective, relationship, relationships, whole

• It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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  ambiguity, better, change, getting, humor, mysterious, mystery, perspective, thing, third, worse

• Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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  age, aging, aging humor, always, coming, extended, humor, humor about aging, know, life, life perspective, Monday, old, old age, perspective, retirement, weekend

• There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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  always, body, body image, contortion, humor, humor quote, image, keep, new, perspective, self-acceptance, self-image, self-view, view, yourself

• “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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  2 months ago

  AI, analysis, asked, humor, i, just, Marxism, obvious, parody, perspective, pretty, satire, technology, well

• It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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  2 months ago

  actually, aging, aging humor, aging joke, anything, apathy, care, cynicism, energy, figure, humor, joke, just, life, life perspective, older, perspective, wisdom

• Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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  back, break, crash, detox, digital, digital detox, life, media, needs, online, online life, perspective, reality, social, social media, social media break, social media detox, virtual, virtual world, world, year

• I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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  age, childhood, childhood memory, dollars, financial, financial perspective, five, i, innocence, lot, memory, miss, money, nostalgia, perspective, thought, whatever, youth

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