106 Funny play quotes

• What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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  2 months ago

  activity, catfishing, dating, humor, idiot, mat, play, Tinder

• Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, Australia, game, humor, Jumanji, landscape, nature, play, still, wildlife

• Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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  2 months ago

  afternoon, child, child play, eat, fish, fishing, humor, kid, lifetime, man, parenting, play, pretend, sting, stingray, teach

• If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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  3 months ago

  better, chess, conflict, face, game, getting, going, humor, opponent, play, response, sit, strategy, unexpected, unexpected response, violence

• The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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  3 months ago

  celebration, effect, humor, kiss, life, play, real, real life, romance, should, sitcom, someone, sound, sound effect, track, whenever

• All the clouds have come out to play today.

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  3 months ago

  activity, cloud, clouds, fun, outdoor, outdoor activity, play, sky, today, weather

• Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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  4 months ago

  Alexa, assistant, command, everyone, funny command, humor, joke, me, music, music request, play, played, request, technology, voice, voice assistant

• This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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  4 months ago

  being, chair, danger, frustration, humor, pistol, play, political, political humor, presidency, toddler, watching

• I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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  4 months ago

  absolutely, fall, hear, humor, i, love, music, obsession, play, repetition, song

• Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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  4 months ago

  confirmation, digital, digital transaction, funny question, media, money, payment, payment confirmation, play, question, screenshot, social, social media, sure, too, transaction, trust

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