Funny politicians quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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