Funny politicians quotes

• My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  bit, conversation, every, family, family gathering, gathering, going, holiday, humor, incorrectly, joke, mispronunciation, name, politician, politicians, politics, Thanksgiving

• Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  chaos, comparison, floor, humor, kind, observation, oh, parenting, politician, politicians, shout, sometimes, stuff, throw, toddler

• If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  able, asking, cell, cell phone, communication, humor, i, money, phone, policy, politicians, should, suggestions, text

• If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  buying, humor, i, lottery, money, nice, politician, politicians, satire, sh, spending, wealth, win

• Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  family, humor, irony, politician, politicians, resign, say, saying, spend, time, want

• It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  competition, democracy, entertainment, flush, future, governance, humor, obvious, politicians, satire, selection, should, Taskmaster

All funny politicians quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌