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  • Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

    Commentary:
    🚪 “Confession time: If you’ve been caught in a revolving door dance with me, just know that my pushing prowess is all an illusion! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew spinning doors could bring out the best in our acting skills? 😅 Let’s just say, I’m more of a doorholder than a door pusher!”

  • Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

    Commentary:
    Parenting: the ultimate elevator ride with squishy buttons! 🛑👶 Pressing ‘L’ for Love, ‘H’ for Hugs, and ‘Volume Down’ for those epic tantrums. 🤪 Keep calm and remember to enjoy the lift music… even if it’s just a constant loop of “Baby Shark”. 🦈🎶 #ParentingAdventures

  • I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

    Commentary:
    Stepping out of your comfort zone one couch cushion at a time! 🪑 Sometimes the bravest adventures involve moving a whole 3 feet away from your usual spot. 😄 #SofaJourney #LivingOnTheEdge

  • I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

    Commentary:
    “I don’t push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It’s my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you’ve got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic”

  • I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a comfort zone when you can be the ultimate pusher of boundaries? 😂✈️ #JobGoals #AdventureTime”

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