18 Funny push quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

  Commentary:
  🤔💡 "So, in a world where we're constantly trying to capture memories, all we need is a belly button and a nose? Who knew our brains were equipped with a screenshot feature activated by contortionist maneuvers! 📸 Now, excuse me while I perfect my brain-selfie game!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like cats have been holding back their world domination plans, focusing on knocking things off the coffee table instead! 🌎🐱 Time to rethink that flat earth theory, folks!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'cookie chaser' diet technique – because nothing says 'healthy lifestyle' like using dessert to swallow your diet pill 🍪💊 Hopefully the cookies don't cancel out the pill! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

  Commentary:
  🚪 "Confession time: If you've been caught in a revolving door dance with me, just know that my pushing prowess is all an illusion! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew spinning doors could bring out the best in our acting skills? 😅 Let's just say, I'm more of a doorholder than a door pusher!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

  Commentary:
  Parenting: the ultimate elevator ride with squishy buttons! 🛑👶 Pressing 'L' for Love, 'H' for Hugs, and 'Volume Down' for those epic tantrums. 🤪 Keep calm and remember to enjoy the lift music… even if it's just a constant loop of "Baby Shark". 🦈🎶 #ParentingAdventures

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

  Commentary:
  Stepping out of your comfort zone one couch cushion at a time! 🪑 Sometimes the bravest adventures involve moving a whole 3 feet away from your usual spot. 😄 #SofaJourney #LivingOnTheEdge

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

  Commentary:
  "I don't push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It's my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you've got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a comfort zone when you can be the ultimate pusher of boundaries? 😂✈️ #JobGoals #AdventureTime"

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