Funny pushing quotes

• Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, humor, joke, love, opportunity, pushing, relationships, sarcasm, stairs, teasing

• Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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  2 months ago

  aliens, am, coming, door, Earth, everyday, frustration, going, humor, i, irony, misunderstanding, moon, people, pull, pushing, still, struggle

• My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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  2 months ago

  activity, conclusions, daily, daily activity, exercise, fitness, humor, jumping, late, luck, procrastination, pushing, routine, running

• It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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  2 months ago

  absurd, absurdity, AI, before, fast, fast food, food, fresh, fry, humor, innovation, keep, longer, pushing, silicon, Silicon Valley, technology, us, valley

• “You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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  2 months ago

  change, days, fashion, humor, i, outfit, pushing, same, thought

• I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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  2 months ago

  activity, comfort, comfort zone, end, funny activity, humor, i, limits, myself, push, pushing, pushing limits, relaxation, self-improvement, sitting, sofa, zone

• Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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  4 months ago

  court, fake, Fake sport, Funny quote, humor, Lorde, music, notice, pickleball, Pickleball Court, pushing, song, sport, tennis, Tennis Court, tired

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