Commentary:
"BRB, going full burrito mode! 🌯😂 #CanIBorrowThatBlanket"
208 Funny put quotes
I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"
I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the daily quest to find my keys: the only exercise my memory gets these days! 🗝️🤔🔍 Late, but with style!"
Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.
Commentary:
"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"
I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.
Commentary:
"Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"
If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.
Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"
If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.
Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸♂️😆✨"
“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.
Commentary:
"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities"
The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"