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Funny race quotes πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ bring a burst of laughter to every finish line celebration! Whether you’re sprinting, jogging, or just cheering from the sidelines πŸŽ‰, these witty sayings add a fun twist to the race day vibe. Perfect for sharing with your running crew or spicing up your social feed πŸ“², get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even sprint a little faster! πŸ…πŸ”₯

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Posted on2 weeks ago

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Posted on2 weeks ago

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Posted on3 weeks ago

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