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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!
3 months ago
My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.
3 months ago
Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?
3 months ago