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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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They expect me to work at work.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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