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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Trending via Messenger:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

Seen just now on X:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Breaking via Discord:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Making waves on WeChat:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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43 shares on YouTube this month:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

39 shares on Slack this month:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

57 shares on Slack this month:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,422

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Just shared via Telegram:

In banana years, I am bread.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Breaking via Twitch:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Shared recently on Threads:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Just landed via Instagram:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Just landed via TikTok:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Just shared via Telegram:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

Trending via Instagram:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Trending via Twitch:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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