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Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I suffer from awesomnia.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Making waves on Messenger:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Shared recently on Slack:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Going viral on Discord:

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

Going viral on YouTube:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Live now on Telegram:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Reported on Threads:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Making waves on Twitch:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Going viral on Pinterest:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Live now on Messenger:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Just shared via Facebook:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Going viral on Reddit:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Going viral on WeChat:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

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