Funny rich person quotes

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  6 days ago

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• You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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  1 month ago

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• Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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  1 month ago

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• If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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  1 month ago

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• There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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  2 months ago

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• “There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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  5 months ago

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