Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1817 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,979

Funny Quotes Topics

14,787

Funny Quotes Images

11,979

Updated

3 minutes ago

Users Online

3,432

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Spotted on Reddit:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Reported on Facebook:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Making waves on Snapchat:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Just shared via TikTok:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Shared recently on Slack:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Seen just now on Discord:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Home » Funny Rich Person Quotes

Funny rich person quotes

New funny rich person quotes 👇

For even more funny rich person quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny rich person quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1817 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,979

Funny Quotes Topics

14,787

Funny Quotes Images

11,979

Updated

3 minutes ago

Users Online

3,427

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Just landed via Slack:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Trending via WeChat:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Seen just now on Slack:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴