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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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Share →: Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃‍♂️🐈‍⬛😹
4 weeks ago
Share →: Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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Trying my best to win the hide-and-seek championship while pushing a shopping cart! 🏃‍♂️🛒😂
4 weeks ago
Share →: If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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"Guess it's time for some… 'adulting' 🤣🧹🛏️"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Commentary:
"Looks like the room is in desperate need of plot twists and a better script! 🎭🤔😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Commentary:
"Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"
1 month ago
Share →: My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Commentary:
"When your phone charger is practicing social distancing 😂📱🔌 #Stranded"
1 month ago
Share →: Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Commentary:
"Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"
2 months ago
Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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"Reading rooms? Overrated. Exiting like a mystery novel? Now, that's some plot twist! 🚪😂📚"
2 months ago
Share →: Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Commentary:
"Next stop: The kitchen, for my epic snacking adventure! 🚪➡️🍿😄"

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Freshly posted on Slack:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Making waves on Instagram:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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