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26 Funny science quotes

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025