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  • If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

    Commentary:
    Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle

  • It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs aliens when we’ve got humans to deal with, am I right? 👽🌎 #OutOfThisWorldDrama”

  • If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? 🌌🌭 #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis”

  • What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

    Commentary:
    👽🎬🛸 “When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let’s hope their invasion is more ‘E.T.’ than ‘Independence Day’ – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥”

  • My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘it’s not rocket science’ advice from the boss! 🚀 Well, I guess when you think about it, pretty much everything falls into the ‘not rocket science’ category, right? 😂 #EverydayGenius”

  • Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the mystical power of knee-slapping to revive technology! 🤯⚡️ Who knew that our very knees held the key to prolonging battery life? Science at its finest, folks! 💁‍♂️📺 #KneeSlapMagic”

  • The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns!

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