50 Funny science quotes

• Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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  alien, aliens, fiction, here, humor, Jersey, joke, light, light year, new, New Jersey, science, science fiction, travel, visit, year

• Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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  better, check, cooking, corn, experiment, exploding, food, humor, just, science, something, stop

• Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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  bigger, expectation, funny observation, humor, i, joke, lot, microbiologist, observation, once, science, size

• If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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  blink, call, cosmic, earthling, humor, i, relationship, romance, science, star, twinkle, wink

• He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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  fizzics, funny name, groundbreaking, humor, mr., Mr. Pepper, name, only, pepper, pun, research, science

• I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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  bigger, expectation, humor, i, joke, lot, microbiologist, science, size, today

• Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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  bit, body, contribution, creativity, donating, English, English lit, enough, humor, just, lit, literature, mine, science, spice, things, unique, unique contribution

• Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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  explain, explanation, good, grow, growth, hair, humor, never, overnight, quarter, science, spot

• Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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  activity, alien, call, calling, excuse, humor, making, Nasa, noises, science, sorry

• 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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  90s, cloning, Earth, flat earth, Flat Earther, humor, last, Mars, robot, round, science, scientists, sheep, time, today

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