Funny self-destruction quotes

• Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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  2 months ago

  betrayal, betraying, destroying, humor, kitten, mommy, nothing, sarcasm, self-destruction

• I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, apocalypse, bet, destroy, ever, extraterrestrial, gathering, humor, i, information, information gathering, just, self-destruction, speculation, think, us, waiting, well

• Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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  2 months ago

  accident, after, humor, i, irony, mishap, myself, self-check, self-deprecation, self-destruction, unfortunately

• Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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  2 months ago

  bit, blowing, blowing up, humor, joke, just, nobody, self-destruction, should, technology, Tesla, wait

• Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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  2 months ago

  balance, doing, health, hour, hours, humor, irony, mental, mental health, self-care, self-destruction, self-improvement, wellness

• “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, destroy, ever, every, humor, i, individuality, kid, let, self-destruction, someone, stuff, yourself

• Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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  3 months ago

  disaster, dramatic, humor, meltdown, personal, personal struggle, please, sarcasm, seat, self-destruction, struggle, witness

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