Funny self-destruction quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

  Commentary:
  "Lesson learned: Always pre-check before the wreck! 🕵️‍♂️💥🚗😅 #Oops"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew Teslas were so spontaneous? Maybe they just need a little encouragement to self-destruct 🚗💥 Just tell them to 'Tesla it easy'! ⚡😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes you need to balance out the chaos with a dash of serenity 🧘‍♂️🌿 It's all about finding that perfect equilibrium between burning the candle at both ends and then trying to soothe the burn marks! 🕯️🔥😅 #SelfCareStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise philosophy of every kid ever: 'If it's gonna get wrecked, let *me* wreck it first!' 🤷‍♂️🔨 Who needs enemies when you've got your own destructive tendencies, right?"

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