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2 months ago
Share →: I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Commentary:
That’s the ultimate self-love move—who needs an audience when you’ve got your own comedy club? 😂👏 Whether I’m cracking myself up or you’re just “happening” to be there, I’ve got the best jokes in town! 🎤🤪 Keep laughing, folks!
2 months ago
Share →: I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a thermostat when you have haters to let you know you're on fire? 🔥😄 #HotterThanHaters #BurninUp"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Commentary:
😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong
3 months ago
Share →: Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Commentary:
"Who needs a Valentine when you've got your own best asset to admire? Remember, self-love starts with a firm grip – on your own butt! Embrace those buns of steel and show yourself some love!"
4 months ago
Share →: In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Commentary:
Well, in case you missed the memo, let me remind you, I'm beautiful! 💁‍♀️✨ Who says self-praise isn't allowed? Just remember, confidence is key! 🌟 #SelfLoveGoals
4 months ago
Share →: Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bouquet of wilted roses and awkward dinners when you can have all the chocolates to yourself and binge-watch your favorite TV show instead? 🍫💁‍♀️ #SingleAndWinning"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Commentary:
"Surviving your 20s without marrying a man who hates you? That's like dodging a bullet while juggling flaming torches! 🔥💍 Kudos to breaking those generational curses with style and sass! 💁‍♀️👏 #SingleAndThriving"
5 months ago
Share →: A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a craving for more than just vibrations! 😏 Maybe investing in a smart speaker that doubles as a compliment machine could do the trick? 🤖💬 #Priorities 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Commentary:
"Who needs Spotify Wrapped when you're the ultimate chart-topper of the year! 🎶🔥 Looks like you've been spinning your own hits on repeat 😄🎉 #SelfLove #NumberOneHit"
5 months ago
Share →: In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Commentary:
"Ah, that explains the sudden increase in mirror usage around here! 🌟💁‍♀️ Looks like the confidence levels are through the roof today! Embrace your fabulousness, darling! 💃🎉 #BeautyQueen"