29 Funny self-love quotes

Funny self-love quotes bring a hilarious twist to loving yourself 💖😂! They remind us that embracing our quirks and imperfections can be both empowering and entertaining 😜✨. Whether you’re having a tough day or just need a boost, these witty gems will make you smile, laugh, and celebrate the awesome person you are 🎉🙌. Get ready to love yourself a little more—with lots of laughs along the way! 😍🤣

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count bles…

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"Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfe…

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"Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomen…

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"Don't worry, my awesomeness is limited edition! 😎✨ #TooCoolForSome"

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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"Looks like a serious case of 'me deficiency' 😂🥲 Better start your daily dose of ME ASAP! 😎💊"

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for…

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"When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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"Just doing a quality check! 🕵️‍♂️😂 #SelfLove"

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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Oh wow, talk about a mirror obsession squared! 😂 She's got narcissism on repeat—like a never-ending selfie session in her own mind! 📸🙄 It's like narcissism inception: who’s really the most self-absorbed? 🌀🤳

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y&…

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That’s the ultimate self-love move—who needs an audience when you’ve got your own comedy club? 😂👏 Whether I’m cracking myself up or you’re just “happening” to be there, I’ve got the best jokes in town! 🎤🤪 Keep laughing, folks!

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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"Who needs a thermostat when you have haters to let you know you're on fire? 🔥😄 #HotterThanHaters #BurninUp"

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on…

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😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong

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