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Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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Spotted on TikTok:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Just landed via X:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Just shared via Telegram:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Trending via Twitch:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Trending via Instagram:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Spotted on X:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Just shared via YouTube:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Just landed via Slack:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Making waves on X:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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