Funny shell quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

  Commentary:
  "Who has the time or money for egg shells when you're busy navigating the chaos of this economy? 🤷‍♂️🥚 Don't worry, just keep walking with confidence and leave the delicate egg shells behind! 💪😄"

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