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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Trending via Discord:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Trending via Reddit:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Spotted on YouTube:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Spotted on Reddit:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Trending via YouTube:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Live now on Reddit:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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40 shares on X this month:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

99 shares on Slack this month:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

56 shares on Threads this month:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is an abusement park.

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Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Live now on WeChat:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Just landed via WeChat:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Making waves on Threads:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Making waves on TikTok:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Trending via Threads:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Making waves on X:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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