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6 months ago
Share →: My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet sound of silence… 🤫 When a voicemail goes unclaimed, it's like a mysterious message from the void – truly a masterpiece of communication art! 🎨 Who needs words when you've got the powerful absence of them? 😂 #LostVoices"
Jan 29, 2025
Share →: I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Commentary:
Ah, the art of awkward conversation mastery! 🙈😂 It's like turning every chat into a cringe-worthy masterpiece, leaving everyone with no choice but to resort to the classic "so yeah…" 🤷‍♂️ Keep those awkward moments coming, because life is just too short for boring small talk! 😜✨ #AwkwardConvoPro
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Commentary:
"Everyone you know is fighting battles you don't know about, except for my neighbor who treats his battles like a live broadcast 📢🤦‍♂️. Seriously, his struggles have more airtime than an episode of a reality TV show! 😂 #NeighborDrama"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Commentary:
"Rise and shine, but save the chit-chat for your morning coffee ☕️ Let's keep those morning vibes peaceful and quiet, shall we? 🤫😂"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Commentary:
"Seriously, the power of the tiny hammer should not be underestimated! ⚖️🔨 I mean, imagine being able to silence noisy colleagues with a bang – productivity levels would skyrocket! 🔇💥 Who knew a little tool could hold so much power in the workplace? 🤣 #TinyHammerBoss"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Commentary:
Oh, that's baaad…baaad idea. 🐑🔪 Let's hope she doesn't swing on a wrecking ball into the scenes with Hannibal Lecter! 🎤🤣 Could this version be titled "Silence of the Twerks"? 💃🕺
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where suffering in silence turns into oversharing in a split second 🤐➡️📣 #NoFilter"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Commentary:
"Imagine walking around with a 'mute' button, ready to boop anyone who's being too chatty! 🤫👆 Annoying coworker? Boop! Traffic jam? Boop! The possibilities are endless… 😂 #MuteButtonMagic"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Commentary:
"Me at the end of the day: 'I'm tired…' 😪💤 But let's be real, we all know the real culprit here is people. 🙄😂 #IntrovertLife"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for manager enlightenment! 🧘‍♂️🕊️ Perhaps after a week of serene silence, they will return to the chaos feeling even more ‘managerial’ than before. 🌟 Who knew silence could be the key to mastering the art of management? 🤫💼 #ZenManager"