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Ah, the classic tale of a rainbow of options, all neatly encompassed in a single shade of solitude! ππ Embrace the freedom that comes with being the artist painting your own canvas of love and laughter! πββοΈπ¨ Who needs 50 shades when you're mastering the art of solo living like a pro? π #SingleAndSlayingIt
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- To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.
- I canβt think of a single email that has ever found me well.
- Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.
- Single, not sure how to mingle.
- My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
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Share β: 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.Commentary:
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- If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’
- Commenting βwhat about us?β on all Valentine pics this year.
- Tested positive for being single af
- Deleted all dating apps, instead Iβm just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.
- Welcome to your 40s, you now donβt understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.
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