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Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Live now on Slack:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Breaking via WeChat:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Live now on Discord:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Trending via Snapchat:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Trending via Snapchat:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Live now on Twitch:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Just shared via Messenger:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Spotted on X:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on X this month:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

19 shares on X this month:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

21 shares on Slack this month:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Discord:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Trending via Pinterest:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Just shared via TikTok:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Going viral on Pinterest:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Making waves on Reddit:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Just shared via Discord:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Just shared via X:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Trending via TikTok:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Going viral on X:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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