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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Just landed via Telegram:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Just landed via Reddit:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Funny situationship quotes bring all the awkward, confusing, and hilarious moments of “kinda dating” to life 😂💔 Whether you’re stuck in that undefined zone or just love poking fun at modern love’s mysteries, these quotes capture the perfect mix of laughter and eye-rolls 🤪💬 Get ready to giggle and relate as we dive into the quirks of situationships that keep us guessing and entertained! 🎉💕

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

64 shares on Slack this month:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

30 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Trending via Telegram:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Live now on Threads:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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