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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
274 Funny social interaction quotes
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
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Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.
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Who's ready to see the uncensored sequel of "Being Myself: The Horror Story"? 🎬👻😆
Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.
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When fake laughter workouts become part of the job description 🤣💼🤦♂️
Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.
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Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱
“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?
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Tell him to practice some good questions, like asking for the Wi-Fi password! 😂📶
“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”
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Ghosting: the silent art of disappearing without learning any ninja skills! 🥷👻😂
Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.
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When you flirt out of boredom, you might end up with more drama than a soap opera 📺🤦♀️💌
I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.
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Well, if kindness doesn't end them, maybe your cooking will! 😂🍽️❤️
I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.
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Can't a person parallel park without an audience? It’s like they're judging my reverse Oscars performance 😅🚗🎭