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Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Just shared via YouTube:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Making waves on YouTube:

I was dropped as an adult.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Live now on Facebook:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Just shared via Instagram:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Trending via WeChat:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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Share →: It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Shared recently on Discord:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Going viral on Facebook:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Trending via Facebook:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Spreading quickly via X:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Going viral on TikTok:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Making waves on WeChat:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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