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Funny spill quotes

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025