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6 months ago
Share →: I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Commentary:
"Life lesson: Cacti are like that one sassy friend you can't resist poking, despite knowing you'll get pricked every time. 🌵😂 #ouchandaslapofhumor"
6 months ago
Share →: I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Commentary:
"Spending all day cleaning the house is like sending a message to your roommates: 'This is a museum now, so please only touch the furniture with your mind.' 🧹✨ #CleanlinessIsNextToSolitude"
6 months ago
Share →: To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity! 🙊💁‍♂️ It takes talent to turn a "sorry" into a "you deserved it." Maybe we should all start taking notes on this one! 😂📝 #SavageSincerity
6 months ago
Share →: Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Commentary:
"Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭"
6 months ago
Share →: I will never stop being a quitter!

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of stubbornly surrendering. A true quitter's dilemma! 🤣 Let's embrace our ability to quit things…like quitting quitting! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of adulting – like a never-ending rollercoaster ride with no exits in sight! 🎢😅 Just remember, growing up is optional… but paying bills is not! 💸💼 Hang in there, you got this! 🌟 #ForeverYoung"
6 months ago
Share →: I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of looking busy without actually doing much. 💼💤 Who needs work when you're too busy planning how to spend your future millions? 💰😂 #RelatableGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brain, always at peak performance when it comes to navigating the treacherous journey from bed to office chair! 🧠💼 It's like a reliable engine that only runs on coffee and deadlines. ☕️⏰ Who needs a morning workout when you have the mental gymnastics of work ahead of you?"
6 months ago
Share →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! 🍦🌟 Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' 😉 #IceCreamRevolution"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Commentary:
"Who knew laziness could be so fabulous? 😂 It's a tough choice between getting things done and embracing the awesomeness of laziness! 💁‍♂️💤 Keep slaying that lazy game, my friend!"