19 Funny teen quotes

• My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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  6 days ago

  humor, i, laundry, left, machine, minute, oh, only, parent, said, sarcasm, teen, timer, washing, washing machine

• Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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  7 days ago

  check, distraction, done, excuse, homework, i, Instagram, media, need, presentation, procrastination, school, social, social media, technology, teen, teenager, teens, why

• Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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  1 week ago

  chores, daily, daily life, day, dishwasher, family, humor, irony, just, life, teen, teenager, teens, told, worst, worst day

• Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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  1 week ago

  activity, attention, dad, family, fun, fun activity, hack, humor, joke, oven, parenting, preheating, teen, teens

• Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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  1 week ago

  asked, attitude, frustration, humor, i, me, motivation, rebellious, reluctance, sarcasm, teen, teenager, teens, wanted

• I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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  1 week ago

  activity, audio, audio tour, commentary, critique, family, humor, museum, need, teen, time, tour, visit

• They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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  1 week ago

  adult, education, humor, irony, pregnancy, still, teen, trauma, us, well

• Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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  2 weeks ago

  crumbled, crumbled paper, desk, humor, i, know, messy, messy desk, need, paper, piece, procrastination, relatable, school, table, teen, teens, week

• As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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  2 weeks ago

  adult, drinking, friends, humor, nostalgia, park, secret, squirrels, teen, transition

• If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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  3 weeks ago

  basketball, business, championships, helping, humor, i, local, order, spirit, sports, team, team spirit, teen, teen wolf, transformation, wolf

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