Funny quotes teen

14 Funny teen quotes

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

4 weeks ago

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

4 weeks ago

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

3 months ago

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

3 months ago

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

3 months ago

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

3 months ago

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

3 months ago

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

3 months ago

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

3 months ago

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

3 months ago

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

3 months ago

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

3 months ago

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

3 months ago

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

3 months ago