As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Posted on16 hours ago
If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships. Posted on1 day ago
I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room. Posted on2 days ago
My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better. Posted on2 days ago
I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste. Posted on4 days ago
If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android. Posted on4 days ago
A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day. Posted on5 days ago
You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you. Posted on5 days ago
I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time. Posted on7 days ago