14 Funny teen quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

  Commentary:
  Who needs an audio tour when you have a teenage critic ready to provide a running commentary on every painting, sculpture, and historical artifact? It's like having your own personal Yelp review in real-time. Who knew that eye-rolls and sass could be so educational?

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those 'scared straight' tactics really worked a little *too* well, huh? 😅👶 Sometimes it feels like we're still attending those cringe-worthy health classes in our nightmares! 🙈 #ForeverScarredByTeenPregnancyEd"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

  Commentary:
  Teenagers have a magical ability to spot the most random things right when they need them the most! 🤣 It's like they have a sixth sense that immediately kicks in when an important school project is due. Who knew that crumpled-up paper could be the key to academic success? 📝 #TeenageTelekinesis

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the circle of life: from rebels with a cause to friends with fur 😂🍺 Embrace the evolution of your park drinking partners – just don't forget to share the snacks with the squirrels! 🌳🐿️ #ForeverYoungAtHeart

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine how epic the local championships would be with a basketball team led by a 'teen wolf' 🐺🏀🌟 Breaking ankles and setting records – it's a slam dunk for success! Who needs Michael Jordan when you've got a werewolf on the court? Let's howl for victory! 🌕🐾🏆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of parents trying to instill the intricate art of light switch operation in their teens! 🤦‍♂️ Here's hoping 2023 brings some enlightenment… quite literally! 💡😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the audacity of teens these days! Asking for noise-cancelling headphones as if it's a present for you to enjoy uninterrupted peace and quiet from their constant chatter. 🎧🙉 Good luck trying to upgrade the art of ignoring your parents, kiddo!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old parenting hack – the elusive art of distraction! 🧺📚 Tell a teen to fold laundry and suddenly math problems seem like a piece of cake! 🤣 Who knew chores could be the homework motivation we've all been searching for? 🤷‍♂️ #ParentingWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's game over for the end of the world, folks! 🎮🌍 Who knew all those hours of gaming practice would finally pay off? At least now your teen can proudly say their joystick skills aren't just for show! 😅🕹️ #SavingTheWorldOneLevelAtATime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

  Commentary:
  🤖 "If a teenager says 'sure' without arguing, consider it a red flag – they might have been upgraded to the latest model. Android 2.0: now with advanced compliance settings and improved battery life!" 🤣👾

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