Funny to-do list quotes — Wordgag ツ

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

1 month ago1 month ago

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Jan 28, 2025

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Jan 26, 2025

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Jan 22, 2025

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Jan 20, 2025