Funny to-do list quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even your to-do list needs a to-do list! 📝😆 Who needs a personal assistant when you've got jokes like these! 💁‍♂️ #ProcrastinationNation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic productivity hack of scheduling procrastination 😉📜 Who hasn't fallen into the endless scroll trap instead of ticking off tasks? Maybe we should add 'scrolling champion' to our resume! 🏅 #ProductivityGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my to-do list is playing hide and seek with the responsible party 🕵️‍♂️. Maybe I should assign it to my cat 🐱, he seems pretty good at ignoring tasks anyway! 😹"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

  Commentary:
  "Sex is great, but have you ever experienced the sheer satisfaction of checking off every single task on your to-do list? 🤓💪 It's a productivity high like no other – who needs romance when you have completed tasks, am I right? 😂 #ProductivityOverPleasure"

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