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Funny trap quotes

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Delightful if true: booby trap.

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025