Funny trap quotes

• Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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  1 month ago

  best, humor, media, mirror, poster, self-love, social, social media, thirst, thirst trap, trap, vanity, wall

• Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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  2 months ago

  asked, awkwardness, communication, conversation, dating, half, hour, humor, i, just, lady, mansplaining, me, misunderstanding, silence, staring, think, trap

• Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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  2 months ago

  button, dickhead, door, easier, fall, floor, frustration, humor, life, much, push, thinking, trap, trap door, wishful, wishful thinking

• My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adulthood, believe, childhood, door, doors, dread, existential, existential dread, expectations, gain, humor, ID, irony, lava, led, me, passageway, quicksand, secret, secret passageway, serum, trap, trap door, truth, truth serum, weight, weight gain

• Delightful if true: booby trap.

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  2 months ago

  booby, booby trap, delight, humor, joke, playful, surprise, trap, true

• Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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  2 months ago

  activity, big, big H, creativity, funny idea, garden, h, helicopter, i, idea, luck, me, outdoor, outdoor activity, trap, wish, wish luck

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