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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.
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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.
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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.
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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.
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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.
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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.
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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.
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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.
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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.
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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.
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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.
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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.
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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.
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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.
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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!
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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.