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Guess I better bring my own snacks and patience! 🍿🤪💻 #FamilyDrama
79 Funny Twitter quotes
People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.
Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.
Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.
It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic bedtime routine of the modern multitasker – a quick check of all social media platforms, with just a dash of binge-watching thrown in for good measure. Who needs sleep when you can catch up on the latest posts and episodes, right? Just remember, Netflix has a way of turning "one more episode" into a full-on nocturnal adventure! Sweet dreams and happy scrolling!
If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.
Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.
Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.
Commentary:
Oh, Twitter – the land of hot takes and questionable decisions! 🐦🔥 It's like a chaotic party where the only rule is "tweet now, think later." 🎉🤔 Who knew 280 characters could cause so much trouble? 😂 Just remember, sometimes it's best to have a chaperone in the form of common sense! 🤓🚨 #TweetResponsibly
Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.
