Funny quotes valentine's

13 Funny valentine's quotes

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025