15 Funny vampire quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being undead could come with a bad hair day every day? 😂🧛‍♂️ #VampireStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the eternal debate between the vampire hunters and the vampire gatherers! 🦇 While the hunters are out there with their stakes and garlic, the gatherers are happily inviting blood-sucking creatures to tea parties. ☕️ Who knew the undead could be so picky about who they hang out with? 🧛‍♂️ #TeamGatherers #LifeOfTheParty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe vampires started the whole 'vampires hate garlic' rumor just to get us humans to season ourselves better! 🧛‍♂️🧄 Next time you reach for that garlic, just remember you might be preparing yourself as a tasty snack for Dracula!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being a vampire, trying to enjoy a nice, refreshing summer drink, and all you can find is hot blood 🧛‍♂️🩸 I guess those nighttime thoughts are really sucking the life out of you! 😂 #VampireProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

  Commentary:
  Oh, fangs for sharing your biting opinion! 🧛🏻‍♂️ Looks like you're not a fanpire of vampires… they can be quite draining, can't they? 💉🦇 But hey, at least they always leave their mark! 😆 #VampirePuns

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