Funny vaping quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

  Commentary:
  Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

  Commentary:
  Looks like vaping is the mullet of smoking—not quite business, not quite party! 🚭🎉💨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

  Commentary:
  "When your vape starts speaking binary code, you know you’ve entered the Matrix! 💨🤖🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

  Commentary:
  "Looking to quit vaping? 🚭 Why not trade in those clouds for some musical tunes with a harmonica? 🎶 Who knew kicking a bad habit could sound so jazzy! 🎷😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Mother Nature got ahold of some vape juice again 🌫️💨 Might wanna lay off the vape pens and let the fog machine do its job outside!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so vaping is like the ultimate cockblocker for onlookers, huh? 😂🚭 Nothing like a cloud of vapor to spice up the atmosphere, or kill the mood, depending on who you ask! 💨🚫 So, watch out vapers, you might inadvertently be saving yourself from unwanted advances! 😅 #VapeAndChill

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