51 Funny waking up quotes

• My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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  2 months ago

  early, exercising, fitness, going, humor, husband, looking, need, new, new husband, relationship, shape, start, tomorrow, wake, waking, waking up

• Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, alarm clock, clock, humor, irony, management, means, morning, morning routine, routine, same, sleep, sleeping, still, time, time management, waking, waking up

• There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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  2 months ago

  good, having, hours, humor, interact, introvert, morning, people, personal, personal space, should, sleep, social, space, time, waking, waking up

• It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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  3 months ago

  advice, elbow, enemy, funny advice, good, humor, idea, morning, morning routine, punching, routine, self-defense, start, throwing, throwing elbow, waking, waking up

• “I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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  3 months ago

  back, bed, humor, i, me, minutes, morning, relatable, sleep, tiredness, wait, waking, waking up

• Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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  3 months ago

  confusion, finding, Friday, humor, nothing, surprise, time, Tuesday, waking, waking up, week

• I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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  3 months ago

  6am, always, annoyance, before, bin, bin man, collection, funny situation, garbage, getting, humor, i, just, man, men, morning, nice, sarcasm, sick, situation, sleep, waking, waking up, want

• My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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  3 months ago

  diet, food, going, humor, i, motivation, struggle, waking, waking up, well

• I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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  3 months ago

  dreams, humor, i, love, relaxation, sleep, sleeping, thing, think, thoughts, wake, waking, waking up

• Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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  3 months ago

  again, daily, daily struggle, every, exhaustion, humor, i, me, morning, morning routine, not again, oh, relatable, routine, sleep, struggle, time, wake, waking, waking up

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