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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Trending via TikTok:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Just landed via Messenger:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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