106 Funny weight quotes

• Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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  3 weeks ago

  cause, energy, humor, irony, just, label, loss, medication, read, removal, thinking, warning, weight, weight loss, wishful, wishful thinking, wrinkle, wrinkle removal

• When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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  3 weeks ago

  expand, fitness, gaining, getting, hot, humor, just, perspective, self-acceptance, things, warm, weight

• I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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  3 weeks ago

  beauty, beauty routine, ever, fast, humor, i, joke, legs, life, loss, lost, routine, shave, today, weight

• My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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  3 weeks ago

  diet, fat, food, hibernate, humor, lifestyle, live, loss, new, plan, weight, weight loss

• I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, diet, eat, eating, food, fork, gain, gaining, humor, i, pounds, struggle, used, wanted, weight

• Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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  3 weeks ago

  diet, eat, eating, food, humor, i, just, people, put, reading, recipe, slim, stay, want, weight

• Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, delicious, diet, food, house, humor, loss, unhealthy, unhealthy food, weight, weight loss

• Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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  3 weeks ago

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• This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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  3 weeks ago

  chance, diet, even, fast, fitness, humor, i, lose, loss, season, summer, time, weight, weight loss

• It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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  3 weeks ago

  clothing, fashion, fit, fun, gain, game, games, humor, jean, jeans, longer, weight, weight gain

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