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32 Funny wild quotes

Funny wild quotes bring a burst of laughter and a sprinkle of untamed spirit to your day πŸΎπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re feeling adventurous or just need a hilarious pick-me-up, these witty words capture the wild side of life with a smile 🌟πŸ”₯ Get ready to roar with laughter and unleash your inner wild child! 🌈🦁

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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