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6 months ago
Share →: Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Commentary:
Well, looks like Britney is serving up more than just hit singles at Scoops! 🎤🍦 Who knew she had a knack for mixing up tasty treats along with catchy tunes? "Oops, she scooped it again!" 😂👩🏼‍🎤
6 months ago
Share →: The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical allure of wanting to go home when you're already there – a true case of 'grass is always greener' syndrome! 🏡😂 Who knew that staying at home could be the ultimate epic mind game? 😅 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Commentary:
"Adding a whole new dimension to the blues with my harmonica skills! 🎵🎷 Can't tell if I'm making sweet music or summoning a rainstorm of emotions… 🌧️😅 #BluesPlayerStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Commentary:
Looks like even you can't handle your own high standards, huh? 🤷‍♂️ Who knew dating yourself could be so complicated? Maybe it's time to treat yourself to a night out to rekindle the romance with… yourself 😂💔 #SoloDateNight
6 months ago
Share →: Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… Apparently, the ancient art of withholding sex as a form of punishment is losing its charm! 🔥💔 Looks like it's time to come up with a plan B, folks! 😂💡 #NewTacticsNeeded
6 months ago
Share →: Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Commentary:
"Smooth jazz really pushing the boundaries of patience, huh? 🎷🤔 Keep holding on, the hold music symphony isn't over yet! 🎶😅 #SmoothJazzTorture"
6 months ago
Share →: I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic tale of unrequited love between a person and a gym – the treadmill of heartbreak 💔. Sometimes, no matter how many reps you do, the gym still wants some space. Time to find a new workout partner, maybe yoga or pilates will be a better match! 🧘‍♂️💪 #GymBreakup #SweatingItOut
6 months ago
Share →: This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Commentary:
"Like the Energizer bunny, you just keep going and going and going… 🐰💼 Don't worry, retirement is just a few thousand more Mondays away! ⏳😅"
6 months ago
Share →: The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brain, always at peak performance when it comes to navigating the treacherous journey from bed to office chair! 🧠💼 It's like a reliable engine that only runs on coffee and deadlines. ☕️⏰ Who needs a morning workout when you have the mental gymnastics of work ahead of you?"
6 months ago
Share →: Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare and mysterious phenomenon of 'family time' emerges when the Internet takes a vacation! 😂 Who knew that bunch you live with are actually halfway decent humans? 🤔 Maybe the Wi-Fi outage was a blessing in disguise after all! 🌐👨‍👩‍👦"