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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.
I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.
The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”
Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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5 months ago
Share →: World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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"World domination? 🌍 Nah, I can barely handle adulting for myself! 🤷‍♂️ It's all fun and games until someone asks me to take over the world! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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Well, it seems like trying to get a kid to stay in bed is like trying to stop a leaky faucet! 💦👦🏼 It's an endless cycle of "one more drink, please" that makes parents question if bedtime will ever truly arrive. 🤣 #ThirstyKidProblems
5 months ago
Share →: There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉
5 months ago
Share →: If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Commentary:
"Attention kings 🤴👑: When she claims you're her whole world 🌎, just a gentle reminder that there are plenty of other planets out there! 🪐 Stay vigilant and keep exploring the galaxy of love! 🚀💫"
5 months ago
Share →: It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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"Who needs friends when you have a plastic surgeon to lift your spirits and your face 🤣💉 Don't worry, be Botox-y! 😁 #SmileEnhancement"
5 months ago
Share →: Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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"Remember, kids have the power to choose your retirement location 🏠👵👴 Best to butter them up with kindness and love now while you still have a chance! 😄 #FutureRoommateSelectors"
5 months ago
Share →: I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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"Living in your own little world is not a problem when you're the beloved Mayor of that world! 🌍🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Commentary:
"Trying to change the world without the source code is like trying to cook without a recipe – disastrous! 🌎💻 #DeveloperDilemma"