137 Funny year quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs resolutions when the year itself needs to step up its game? It's time for 2022 to level up and bring on the awesome sauce! 🌟🥳 #YearGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like 2022 forgot its manners and needs a time-out! 🙈 Let's hope it learns to behave before we let it back in the party 💃🎉 #YearlyBehaviorIssues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… If reading 52 books a year is what it takes to become a CEO, sign me up! 📚💼 But let's be real, who has the time for all that reading when you're too busy running the show? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should all start aiming for that corner office so we can finally catch up on our reading goals too! 📈📖 #CEOgoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Dry January, the month where we voluntarily deprive ourselves of joy amidst the post-holiday blues 🍷😂 Why not add a sprinkle of masochism to the mix, right? Cheers to making life a tad more challenging for no apparent reason! 🎉 #DryJanuary #ThirstyForLaughs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your resolution has some flexibility built in 😉🎉 Sometimes it's best to keep the timeline open-ended, right? Time is just a social construct anyway! Maybe you're just ahead of your time in planning for future fitness goals! 💪🍕 #ResolutionSomeday 💫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is *already* starting the new year on a criminal note! 🤣 Better watch out for the tax collectors, they don't take "old year" excuses! 📅💸 #NewYearSameMistakes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is ready to sweep away the drama like last year's confetti! 🎉 Better apologize now or prepare for a year of being ghosted faster than you can say 'resolution'! 🚫✨ #NewYearNewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

  Commentary:
  "Another year wiser? 🎂 Nah! Just one year closer to perfecting the art of adulting… or not! 🙃 Age is just a number, maturity is optional! 😜🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: New year update: losing everything but weight.

  Commentary:
  "New year update: I may have lost everything, but hey, at least the weight is finally gone! 😅💪 Who needs material possessions when you can rock a brand new figure, right? #Priorities #NewYearNewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of trading the frying pan for the fire 🔥😅! Wishing January away only to be met with the mighty February blues is like dodging a verbal storm only to catch a physical knockout. Stay strong, folks! 💪😂"

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